We're Producers!

My friend Leticia and I had dinner at Shutters on the Beach in Santa Monica awhile back. We were discussing TV productions because we're both TV producers on, mostly, magazine or reality shows. At one point during the night, on my way back from the restroom, I see Sean Penn sitting with some friends. And anyone who knows me would vouch this...I am not vain, and I don't have many pretensions. But I SWEAR Sean Penn just checked me out! I practically run back to the table where Leticia is sitting, and I tell her this. With this news, she decides she needs to go to the restroom. And when she gets back, she SWEARS Sean Penn just checked HER out. While we're gushing over this crazy fact, someone comes up and asks us if he could borrow some of our chairs. And it's Sean Penn and company!! I said they could have whatever they want, and Sean Penn and his two friends decide to sit right next to us. Then, one of his friends, asks us if we were writers, and...this is where I start to lose a bit of my blood sugar. Leticia blurts out, "No! We're producers!" OH MY GOSH! THE GIRL DID NOT JUST TELL SEAN PENN AND COMPANY THAT WE WERE PRODUCERS! I wanted to crawl into a hole and die. Instead, I told Leticia we needed to go, but she kept on insisting we stay and order drinks and become Sean Penn's best friends! Yeah right. Sean Penn looked at us like, "Oh isn't this cute. These two young girls think they're producers." And after we bolted from Shutters, the two of us could not stop laughing...all the way home.