Casting Couch

For the first time in my 31 years on this planet, I have encountered a casting couch scenario. Now, I'm not complaining, and I'm not upset. I just find it really funny! I also just find it odd that someone will want to try and seduce me...especially when I'm 31 years old! It really is beyond me. And another thing...what's weird to me is...I'm not an actress! Trying to seduce someone by dangling a reality producer position isn't very tempting...to be honest. I can get a job as a producer without sleeping with someone for it. Anyway...that was last year. Today, I get a call from the same guy. He's an EP/showrunner type, and he is calling me for a producer's job! A regular producer's job! I told him that he'd be over-qualified, and he said that he's not working on anything right now! Oh how the tables have turned. I wonder if I should dangle Vegas or a hot tub in front of him. Nah...he's not worth it. This one I'll just savor.